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Michael Moore Wins Miss America Pageant, Continues Tirade
Filed: Monday, March 31, 2003
Michael Moore, the documentary maker who stunned onlookers at last week's Oscars ceremony has continued his tirade against President George Bush following his shock victory in the Miss America pageant.
Moore, who only entered the beauty competition at the last minute when the original Miss Tennessee was diagnosed with leprosy, proved radiant in both evening wear and swimwear, before overwhelming judges in the talent section with his previously hidden whittling skills. Following his victory, the newly crowned Miss America went on the attack.
"I remember a time when winning a Miss America pageant meant something - it meant that you were a hot babe with large breasts and an eating disorder second to none. Now, thanks to President Bush's policies, even a fat documentary maker with glasses and stubble can win the competition. Shame on you, Mr President. Shame on you, Miss America pageant."
After being booed off the stage, Mr Moore announced that he would be continuing his diatribe when he accepted awards at the Grammies, the Laureus World Sport Awards and the Ohio Meat-Packers Tribute To Excellence.
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