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Urban's Alcoholism No Myth
Filed: Sunday, October 22, 2006
Keith Urban's battle with the bottle has been an open secret in certain circles for some time now. Ever since he attempted to exchange wedding vows with one of the specially commissioned garden ice sculptures back in June, rumours have spread about his unfortunate alcohol problems.
Chubby Checker Fires Film Director
Filed: Thursday, May 19, 2005
Chubby Checker, the singer who tantalised the world in the 1960s with his twin hits Let's Twist Again and The Twist (reverse order), today announced that he was looking for a new director for the upcoming movie based on his life story. The original director and Checker have parted ways, citing 'creative differences' and a 'fundamental lack of respect for dance crazes'.
Lauren Bacall Releases List Of Legends
Filed: Monday, September 27, 2004
Lauren Bacall today released her much awaited finalised List of Legends, a ranking of the people she considers legends and, implicitly, those she does not. Bacall, who leaked Days of Thunder Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman as a notable red-headed exclusion from the list only last month says that her list will "surprise and titillate".
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- Spine Experts Gather To Study Kylie Minogue - September 14, 2004
- Disappointing Olympics For Stanozolol - August 30, 2004
- New Bin Laden Tape Emerges - Osama Live At The Hammersmith Odeon - October 25, 2003
- Nicole Kidman in Cancer Scare - July 19, 2003
- Michael Moore Wins Miss America Pageant, Continues Tirade - March 31, 2003
- God Joins War - March 30, 2003
- 'We'll Walk Off The Job!' Threaten Outback Gunmen - September 27, 2002
- Pope Opts For Reverse Psychology - 'Just Do What You Want' - June 29, 2002
- Queen Mother Finally Dies, Elton Makes His Move - March 31, 2002
- Congratulations Selectors, You've Just Dropped The World Cup - February 15, 2002
- Election Advertising Campaigns Revealed - October 5, 2001
- Lennox Head Mayor Declares War On 'Tourism' - October 1, 2001
- Sane Mariah Releases New Album - September 24, 2001
- Search For Funny Side Called Off - September 17, 2001
- Qantas Staff Release Protest Album - September 5, 2001
- Interpreter Unravels Siege Crisis - April 11, 2001
- Mullumbimby Man To Miss 'Clippy' The Paper Clip - March 21, 2001
- Is Don. Is Dead - February 28, 2001
- Costner Urges World Unity - February 2, 2001
- Tom And Nicole Split - January 19, 2001
- Lucky Conjecture Disproved - January 12, 2001
- George Bush Says 'My Son's Not Dumb' - December 15, 2000
- Klink Dies - Neo-Nazis Mourn - December 8, 2000
- Cocaine Found With Robert Downey Jr - December 1, 2000
