THE LOST ANALYSIS
Score: 7 / 10 
Porky
Hurley
AKA
- Porky
- Jorge Garcia
Strengths
- Golf course design
- Has an imaginary friend
Weaknesses
- Wants people to pee on him
- Cursed
- Imaginary friend is from Sex And The City
Highlight
- Won millions of dollars using an awful, cursed set of numbers
Other Facts
- Likes golf, eating
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