GNATTERINGS
Score: 7 / 10 
Hero For Hire
Was flicking through the jobs on seek.com.au recently and stumbled across the following job:
Wanted:
Superhero (or Superhero group)
Job Description:
Our client, an influential leader of a small planet on the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy is currently having problems with a monstrous super-villain of unthinkable power destroying his planet and enslaving his loyal subjects and is looking for somebody who can assist in ridding him of his evil-doers.
Essential Skills:
- A strong desire to banish evil from the world
- Superhuman strength and a near invulnerable skin or armour is a must as villain has a lethal range of weapons
- Flight abilities and the ability to survive in the vacuum of space is preferred as Employee will need to travel over one million light years to client's home planet
- Ability to work well within a group environment
- Well developed written skills
- Any magical items such as rings or lassos will be looked on favourably
- Super-hero Certification or previous appearances in comic books desired but not essential
Only serious super-heroes should apply for this job. Wearing a cape does not automatically make you a super-hero.
Start:
ASAP
I was going to apply, but unfortunately my written skills aren't as well developed as they could be. Back to the want ads for me then.....
Ah well,
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