GNATTERINGS
Score: 7 / 10 
In Brightest Day
Was putting Bilbo to bed a couple of nights ago and he looked me square in the eye and said in a very heartfelt voice:
"I wish I was Green Lantern"
To which I could only reply: "Me too".
A lovely touching moment.
Ah well,
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