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Lost Analysis Season Six, Episode Eight

Dan — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:31:22 +0000

Link to Recon

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Lost Analysis Season Six, Episode Eight

Extensions

Dan — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:04:50 +0000

After weeks of disagreement and anger and loose stools, my former business partner has calmed himself down and extended the olive branch to me. Bastard! He knows I’m allergic to olives. Also, that my depth perception is sufficiently poor that the branch could easily poke my eye out. In retrospect, it was a fool’s move to go into the olive branch extension business with him at all.

Dogma

Dan — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:49:46 +0000

Buy On Amazon

Watched the 1999 smash hit Kevin Smith film Dogma the other night. Remarkably (or perhaps ‘ironically’, right Jagged Little Pill fanatics?) this movie features Alanis Morissette as the Ultimate Creator. Huh, and people complain about scientists playing God.

Lost Analysis Season Six, Episode Seven

Dan — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:08:15 +0000

Link to Dr Linus

Charts and stats to follow

Knight And Day

Dan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:18:19 +0000

One dresses to the right. The other leans to the left.'

I know nothing of the upcoming smash hit film Knight And Day featuring uberstars Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But I saw the poster at the cinema the other day and questions were well and truly raised:

Is Tom inexplicably wearing a far too short, skin-tight dress?
Or is Cameron equi-inexplicably wielding a wang?
And why is the other partner amputated below the right knee?

One thing’s for sure, this is a film that’s going to shatter all kinds of cinematic buddy-movie preconceptions. Roll on, July 2010.