ASK DR DAN
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Home Remedy
Suffering from bronchitis? Fiddler's elbow? Rickets? Scurvy? Tourette's Syndrome? Menopause?
Dr Dan's home remedy will cure what ails you - or your money back! Other doctors will burden you with expensive surgery and medicine. Not Dr Dan. He offers the following ten step plan as a safe and easy alternative to those show-pony specialists. Remember, a doctor is just a medical student who is no longer at University.
Cure all ailments! Guaranteed!!
1. Take two aspirin
2. Go to bed
3. Get up, take two astronauts, go to bed
(recommendation: Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin as one).
4. Dress in a maid's outfit. Take a photo. Send it to the
police. Arrest yourself.
5. Build a bicycle from tissue paper.
6. Levitate for four hours. Do not panic.
8. Do steps 7 and 8 in the wrong order
7. Scream at the top of your lungs (pretend that you are
watching a Sylvester Stallone comedy)
(. Be careful with your shift key
10. If symptoms persist, stop them.
You are now cured.
Dr. Dan
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