THE DAWSON FILES SEASON 5
Score: 7.5 / 10 
9: I Can't Believe It's Not Dawson's Creek
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard
Well, what a peculiar episode.
Entertaining as heck, but not really Dawson's Creek.
I mean, we have a Halloween episode and so Ah Joey, Paceman and Gay Jack gather to tell one another spooky stories.
"Ah Joey tells a terrifying story about the day she woke up and thought that she'd lost her dimples."
Ah Joey tells a terrifying story about the day she woke up and thought that she'd lost her dimples. Gay Jack apparently hung out with a (gay) ghost for a bit and told him how gay he was. And Paceman told the story of his ongoing nightmare of realising that he dumped Ah Joey.
All bone-chilling stuff.
And then Grams came home and topped them all with the spookiest tale she knew - namely the horrifying tale of Dunstan growing a penis and wielding it at Chipmunk Face.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr... scary.
As I say, entertaining, but not Dawson's Creek. So tune in for a proper episode...
Next Week: The cat's out of the bag, re: Dunstan and his penis. So that should prove a hoot - I'm betting Ah Joey's head explodes. Also, Alvin shows up again.
Begone,
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