THE DAWSON FILES SEASON 4
Score: 7.4 / 10 
18: A Very Forgettable Episode
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard
Well, this episode was eminently forgettable.
Here's what the writers did. They put all the characters' names into a box and pulled them out two at a time and then sent each pair off somewhere. So Ah Joey was teamed up with Chipmunk Face and they went to New York and Chipmunk Face cried and screamed abuse at her dad while Ah Joey just stood about being taller than you might expect.
Elsewhere, Paceman and good ol' Bruce Wayne went to a pub and got drunk. The best bit about this scene was that Paceman quoted a line from Star Wars. The worst bit was everything else, but most notably the absence of Han Solo.
"PBS very humorously told Mr Tosser that she was hot for him ..."
And Mr Tosser had the good fortune to be drawn out of the box with PBS. So they went off to a beach somewhere, where PBS very humorously told Mr Tosser that she was hot for him and wanted him inside her and the usual absurd lies and then just when he was getting very worked up, she changed her mind. Hahaha.
Gay Jack didn't get partnered with anybody so went and did a guest shot on Will and Grace (I assume).
But apart from Mr Tosser having his mind toyed with by a cute girl for the second week in a row, this episode offered little. No wonder I forgot it.
Next Week: I don't remember.
Begone,
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