Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales

Well, a very drabDawson this week, but nextweek… ooh, next week… I’llcome back to that.

This week, the shithit the fan from Cool Black Principal’sdecision last week to expel the SchoolRich Kid. School Rich Kid’s dad gottogether with the rest of theKlan and proposed that CBP befired for being too cool andtoo black.

Ah Joey got upsetabout this and immediatelyorganised a rally where allthe school kids tried to save CBP. TheIncredibly Sensible College Boy who hasbeen in hot pursuit of Ah Joey camedown to help, much to ThePaceman’s chagrin. IncrediblySensible Boy made the observation that’Pacey’ was a stupid name, which Ithought was a bit rough. We all knowthis, but there’s no need tosay it.

I’m hot for whatsername -Dawson’s chick

So, a prettydrab and awful show unfolds -Ah Joey organises the rally, Kid Flashand his mum (Mrs Flash) interview themfor local television and the wholething collapses in a screaming heap.Paceman admits to Chipmunk Face that heloves Ah Joey (subtly though, withoutmentioning her name - he just said‘I’m hot for whatsername -Dawson’s chick’). Gay Jack andCrazy Andy did nothing all episodemaking very brief (and gay andcrazy respectively)appearances.

Anyway, CBP’scontract is up so he’s forced to leavethe show. The kids all form an honourguard for him which is beautiful andtouching and made me just wantto give Ah Joey a big hug forall her efforts - as futile as theyultimately were. It reminded me verymuch of Mr Holland’s Opus. Andalso Porky’s 2.

All in all, anaverage episode - I give it a Cminus.

But next week!! Ooh,boy, next week - Paceman slips thetongue!! Excellent stuff.However will Ah Joey react? I guesswe’ll somehow just have to wait.

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