Category: smallville
Ah, Smallville… how do I mock thee? Let me count the ways. Recaps of just about every episode along with all kinds of snarky comments on some of the, uh, less inspired moments. Also, just for the record, I hate Lana Lang.
9.11 (Part 2) Still Not Fit For Society
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: February 17th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: hawkman, kickass, martian manhunter, mysterious photos, mystery men, nitwits, secret government agencies, smallville season nine
Comments: 1
9.11 Not Fit For Society
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: February 9th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: abbott and costello routines, beefcakes, blonde pieces of crumpet, nearby dumpster, needless somersaults, smallville season nine, star spangled kid, vanilla icing
Comments: 6
9.10 Some Things Are Mentor B
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: January 31st, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: green arrow shot the atom into darkseid's brain, incompetent first aid, kinky ninjas, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, shooting ex-girlfriends, smallville season nine, tequila shots
Comments: 4
9.09 Don’t Let The Sun Go Red On Me
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: January 12th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: arrow of time, dying breaths, hot dogs, memories of the future, mind probes, nudity, red suns, smallville season nine, some damn thing
Comments: 2
9.08 Ooh, And It Still Makes Me Wonder
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: November 21st, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: british accent, delivery boy, erotic fantasies, men are from mars women are from venus, police slang, smallville season nine, undercover cops, wonder twins
Comments: 6
9.07 Jor Session
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: November 13th, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: gerald mcraney, giving blood, greatest scientist, kandor, kit kat, science council, smallville season nine, zod
Comments: 6
9.06 Let The Wacky Win
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: November 1st, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: andrew ridgeley, breakfast show, cheekbones, chemistry, computer hacking, construction worker, flea market, smallville season nine, wackiness
Comments: 5
9.05 Mopey Dick
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: October 25th, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: betamax player, bogus fbi agents, early seasons, impromptu flashlights, lady in red, laundry, mind games, moping, popcorn in bras, smallville season nine
Comments: 4
9.04 Can You Read My Mind?
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: October 18th, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: cellophane, chris reeve, hostage situation, marketing 101, moping, perimeters, smallville season nine, swoosh swoosh, telepathy
Comments: 2
9.03 The Funk of Forty Thousand Smallville Episodes
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: October 11th, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: credit sequences, justice league, medical research facilities, musical taste, poker games, smallville season nine, twelve hours
Comments: 3