Category: smallville
Ah, Smallville… how do I mock thee? Let me count the ways. Recaps of just about every episode along with all kinds of snarky comments on some of the, uh, less inspired moments. Also, just for the record, I hate Lana Lang.
9.14 The Blood of Zod
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: August 31st, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: call of duty modern warfare 2, interchangeable kandorians, page three girls, paranoid about starbucks, pink floyd, smallville season nine, wielding chainsaws
Comments: 2
8.05 Together In Electrocutin’ Dreams
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 30th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: diamond fever, hangover cures, kinky cop threesomes, lie detectors, shirley temples, smallville season eight, staff fights, the human league
Comments: 4
8.04 Local Maxima
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 28th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: childrens fanfiction, disco balls, flowers for algernon, hilarious love letters, janies got a gun, lost in space, smallville season eight, tiger woods libido
Comments: 2
8.03 The Secret Origin of Green Arrow (featuring Little Miss Luthor)
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 22nd, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: alcopops, bret michaels, drunken billionaires, hospital incompetence, lloyds of london, medical leeches, neck support pillows, smallville season eight, somali pirates
Comments: 4
8.02 Quest For Friendship
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 12th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: best friends forever, exploding buses, flannel man, hideous engagement rings, smallville season eight, wardrobe malfunctions
Comments: 2
The Smallville Files: Season Eight
Lois In A French Maid’s Outfit! Quest For Friendship The Secret Origin of Green Arrow (featuring Little Miss Luthor) Local Maxima Together In Electrocutin’ Dreams At last, and totally out of order, Smallville Season Eight is here. Let’s see what all the fuss is about, huh?
Posted: June 10th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: smallville season eight
Comments: 2
8.01 Lois In A French Maid’s Outfit!
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 9th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: french maids outfits, legal paperwork, polish prisons, self flagellation, smallville season eight, smarter than supercomputers
Comments: 4
9.13 The Hormone’s Connected To The Hypnosis-Bone
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: March 27th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: absurder, bathtub nudity, feminazis, luthor mansion security (poor), patricide, pixie dust madness, rosenbaum doesnt speak english, smallville season nine, wedding gowns
Comments: 3
9.12 Lois In A Wonder Woman Costume!
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: March 22nd, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: barn hogs, betty and veronica, comic book convention, fishnet stockings, hapless losers, leather jumpsuits, smallville season nine, stormtrooper outfit, the skank in big
Comments: 4
9.11 (Part 2) Still Not Fit For Society
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: February 17th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: hawkman, kickass, martian manhunter, mysterious photos, mystery men, nitwits, secret government agencies, smallville season nine
Comments: 1