Category: dawsons creek
Oh, Dawson’s Creek. The teen soap that redefined teen soaps. In the sense of adding ‘(eg Dawson’s Creek)’ to the definition. My first ever public recaps, evolving rapidly and paving the way for The Smallville Files. What do I have for thee, Dawson’s Creek-wise? How about recaps of every episode that wasn’t part of Season Two. Frankly, they probably don’t make sense these days, but if you’re brave enough to try it, I’m brave enough to not expunge it from the archives.
The Dawson Files: Season Two
Where oh Where is Season 2? A superb question… The Dawson Files were commenced haphazardly and aimlessly at the end of Season 2. I got a few episodes in and, incomprehensibly, the season up and ended on me. But in future years, Season 3, Season 4 and so forth followed week by week as appropriate. [...]
Posted: March 27th, 2006 under dawsons creek.
Tags: australian pay tv, dawsons creek season two, future years
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Know Your Dawson’s Creek Cast
Okay, here’s your quick guide to the Dawson’s Creek Players. Memorise it, or be left behind forever… Main Characters NAME(S): Dawson, Kid Flash, Mr Tosser, Dunstan NOTES: prone to crapping on about Spielberg and making post-modern comments about life and self. Loves Ah Joey, but mysteriously refused to do anything when she took her top [...]
Posted: March 27th, 2006 under dawsons creek.
Tags: amiable oafs, chipmunks, gay pride, kid flash, star-pinning
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The Dawson Files: Fake Testimonials
The Dawson Files is a Dawson’s Creek episode guide and series of recaps designed to remind you why, exactly, you hate Dawson so very very much. Read these fake testimonials from characters other than Dawson: This episode guide is my personal favourite. It provides a powerful insight into the show and my profound cuteness — [...]
Posted: March 27th, 2006 under dawsons creek.
Tags: chipmunks, cuteness, dawson's creek episode guide, fake testimonials, katie holmes, michelle williams
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The Dawson Files: Who Do We Hope Dies?
FINAL TALLY Character Points Dunstan 22 Chipmunk Face 21 Crazy Audrey 20 Ah Joey 14 Dimplestruck Barman 10 Paceman 10 Professor Hold-A-Grudge 6 British Drum Machine 5 Gay Jack 4 Paceman’s Goatee* 4 Counsellor Studmuffin 3 Grams 3 Jack Osbourne 3 British Director 2 Tempestuous Actress 1 Patrick Bateman 1 The All-New Ashton Kutcher 1 [...]
Posted: March 27th, 2006 under dawsons creek.
Tags: chipmunks, gibberish, goatees, jack osbourne, patrick bateman, tallies
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The Dawson Files: Introduction
Relive the antics of Mr Tosser (James Van Der Beek), Ah Joey (Katie Holmes), Paceman (Joshua Jackson), Chipmunk Face (Michelle Williams), Gay Jack (Kerr Smith) and Crazy Andy (Meredith Monroe) in the unique analysis that is The Dawson Files SEASON 1 SEASON 2 SEASON 3 SEASON 4 SEASON 5 SEASON 6 Who are these people? [...]
Posted: January 27th, 2006 under dawsons creek.
Tags: dawson files
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6.23 Exit The Chipmunk
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]
Posted: January 20th, 2004 under dawsons creek.
Tags: chipmunks, clever comments, dawsons creek season six, death beds, married women, moping, self-referential madness, sunglasses, utopias
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6.22 The Penultimate Episode
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]
Posted: January 13th, 2004 under dawsons creek.
Tags: child actors, chipmunks, confusion, dawsons creek season six, dimples, haley joel osmond, jar jar binks, lazy sods, moping, soap operas, urchins
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6.21 Bye-Bye Boston
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]
Posted: January 12th, 2004 under dawsons creek.
Tags: chipmunks, dawsons creek season six, deflowering, dramatic implications, eyebrows, jack osbourne, mimi rogers, penultimate, studmuffins, underwear, weenies
Comments: 1
6.20 The Annual Cast Cull
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]
Posted: January 9th, 2004 under dawsons creek.
Tags: catch 22, chipmunks, clones, dagnabbit, dawsons creek season six, motley crue, nous, pregnancies, salma hayek, wags, wannabes, yossarian
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6.19 The Oprah Files
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]
Posted: January 8th, 2004 under dawsons creek.
Tags: antics, chipmunks, dawsons creek season six, mtv, sex lives, stench of death, studmuffins, third person, weirdness
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