Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Where oh Where is Season 2?

A superb question… The Dawson Files were commenced haphazardly and aimlessly at the end of Season 2. I got a few episodes in and, incomprehensibly, the season up and ended on me. But in future years, Season 3, Season 4 and so forth followed week by week as appropriate.

Season 1 [...]

Okay, here’s your quick guide to the Dawson’s Creek Players. Memorise it, or be left behind forever…
Main Characters

NAME(S): Dawson, Kid Flash, Mr Tosser, Dunstan

NOTES: prone to crapping on about Spielberg and making post-modern comments about life and self. Loves Ah Joey, but mysteriously refused to do anything when she took her top off. The current [...]

The Dawson Files is a Dawson’s Creek episode guide and series of recaps designed to remind you why, exactly, you hate Dawson so very very much.

Read these fake testimonials from characters other than Dawson:
This episode guide is my personal favourite. It provides a powerful insight into the show and my profound cuteness — Katie Holmes [...]

FINAL TALLY

Character
Points

Dunstan
22

Chipmunk Face
21

Crazy Audrey
20

Ah Joey
14

Dimplestruck Barman
10

Paceman
10

Professor Hold-A-Grudge
6

British Drum Machine
5

Gay Jack
4

Paceman’s Goatee*
4

Counsellor Studmuffin
3

Grams
3

Jack Osbourne
3

British Director
2

Tempestuous Actress
1

Patrick Bateman
1

The All-New Ashton Kutcher
1

*Note: Paceman’s Goatee died in Episode 15 and is hence ineligible to win

EXPLANATION
In the final episode of Dawson’s Creek, one of the characters died. The question was not so much ‘who dies in the last episode?’ as [...]

Relive the antics of Mr Tosser (James Van Der Beek), Ah Joey (Katie Holmes), Paceman (Joshua Jackson), Chipmunk Face (Michelle Williams), Gay Jack (Kerr Smith) and Crazy Andy (Meredith Monroe) in the unique analysis that is The Dawson Files

SEASON 1
SEASON 2
SEASON 3
SEASON 4
SEASON 5
SEASON 6

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DAWSON EXTRAS
At the end of [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]