Category: television
List of All Reviews
- 20 To 1
- 24
- 24 (again)
- Aerobics Oz Style
- Antique Road Show (sic)
- Battlestar Galactica Recaps
- BJ and the Bear
- Cartoons
- Channel Ten Blooper Show
- Charles In Charge
- Cheers
- Desperate Housewives
- Diff’rent Strokes
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Family Ties
- Football Superstar
- Goggomobile Ad
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- Here’s Humphrey
- Herman’s Head
- House
- It’s Me Or The Dog
- Jericho
- Jerry Springer
- Jerry Springer (again)
- Jerry Springer (and again)
- Judge Judy
- Knight Rider
- Lotto
- Mad About You
- Mad Men
- Magic Tricks
- Master Chef Australia
- Melrose Place
- Mid Air Collision!
- Millionaire Hot Seat
- Monkey
- Murder One
- Ned and Stacey
- Numb3rs
- Numb3rs (again)
- NYPD Blue
- Prison Break
- Project Runway
- Project Runway Australia
- Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
- Rock School
- Rove
- Sex and the City
- Sex And The City (Again)
- So You Think You Can Dance
- Stargate: Atlantis
- Stargate: Atlantis (again)
- Superfriends
- The Amazing Race
- The Amazing Race (again)
- The Biggest Loser
- The Dukes of Hazzard
- The FlashForward Analysis
- The Flintstones
- The Oscars
- The Six Million Dollar Man
- The Transformers
- Two And A Half Men
- Two Guys And A Girl
- What Not To Wear
9.14 The Blood of Zod

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: August 31st, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: call of duty modern warfare 2, interchangeable kandorians, page three girls, paranoid about starbucks, pink floyd, smallville season nine, wielding chainsaws
Comments: 2
Mad Men
Posted: August 27th, 2010 under television.
Tags: berglessness, mad men
Comments: none
So You Think You Can Dance
Inevitably, there will come a day when smash hit reality television show So You Think You Can Dance will tango off to the Great Ballroom of Cancelled Television™, jazz-hands a-flapping in tightly-choreographed grief. My most fervent wish in life is that shortly thereafter a bitter, follow-up, tell-all documentary is made, entitled So You Think You Can [...]
Posted: August 13th, 2010 under television.
Tags: hot tamale train, mary murphy, mexico rail, so you think you can dance
Comments: 1
Antique Road Show (sic)

So, can you believe Antique Road Show is still on the air? That’s just crazy! How many antique roads can there be?!? Zing!! Hmm? What’s that? It’s actually called Antiques Roadshow? But… if that’s the show’s correct name, then the joke… well, it just doesn’t work, does it? Curse you, amiable old travelling heirloom appraisers! You [...]
Posted: July 4th, 2010 under television.
Tags: antiques roadshow, heirloom
Comments: 1
8.05 Together In Electrocutin’ Dreams

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 30th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: diamond fever, hangover cures, kinky cop threesomes, lie detectors, shirley temples, smallville season eight, staff fights, the human league
Comments: 4
8.04 Local Maxima

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 28th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: childrens fanfiction, disco balls, flowers for algernon, hilarious love letters, janies got a gun, lost in space, smallville season eight, tiger woods libido
Comments: 2
8.03 The Secret Origin of Green Arrow (featuring Little Miss Luthor)

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 22nd, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: alcopops, bret michaels, drunken billionaires, hospital incompetence, lloyds of london, medical leeches, neck support pillows, smallville season eight, somali pirates
Comments: 4
8.02 Quest For Friendship

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 12th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: best friends forever, exploding buses, flannel man, hideous engagement rings, smallville season eight, wardrobe malfunctions
Comments: 2
The Smallville Files: Season Eight

Lois In A French Maid’s Outfit! Quest For Friendship The Secret Origin of Green Arrow (featuring Little Miss Luthor) Local Maxima Together In Electrocutin’ Dreams At last, and totally out of order, Smallville Season Eight is here. Let’s see what all the fuss is about, huh?
Posted: June 10th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: smallville season eight
Comments: 2
8.01 Lois In A French Maid’s Outfit!

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: June 9th, 2010 under smallville.
Tags: french maids outfits, legal paperwork, polish prisons, self flagellation, smallville season eight, smarter than supercomputers
Comments: 4