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Final Crisis: Issue Four - Darkseid Says
Okay. When last we left the DC Universe, Darkseid had unleashed the Anti-Life Equation, which, like most mathematics, is able to destroy the minds and will of all those who oppose it. Fortunately, there are some superheroes left, fighting the forces of evil with their own combined brand of stoutheartedness and innumeracy. One of them, [...]
Posted: October 27th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: darkseid, final crisis, fools, hepatitis b, herve villechaize, innumeracy, ray charles
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Final Crisis: Issue Three - Know Evil
This issue opens with the team-up for which everybody has been waiting! Namely, The All-New Question and The All-Original Frankenstein’s Monster. They’ve invaded the Dark Side club and found some kind of dying superheroine. Yawn! Dying superheroines are a dime a dozen - even in these troubled economic times, so instead we cut to Jay [...]
Posted: August 15th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: clones, economic times, final crisis, legion of doom, president roosevelt
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Final Crisis: Issue Two - Ticket To Bludhaven
Onto the second issue of Final Crisis, which begins, without a lick of explanation, in Japan. Japan’s greatest superhero (Rising Sun) is laying down all kinds of verbal smack on the young Japanese superheroes who are bringing such shame to their ancestors. He calls them ‘posers’, ‘feckless’ and ‘needlessly obsessed with nightclubs and dance music’. [...]
Posted: July 11th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: dance music, detective skills, easy meat, final crisis, madness
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Final Crisis
Table of Contents
#1 - DOA The God Of War
#2 - Ticket To Bludhaven
#3 - Know Evil
#4 - Darkseid Says
Posted: June 11th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: final crisis
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Final Crisis: Issue One - DOA The God Of War
Allrightey then. This is Final Crisis, which, according to DC’s lies will be the last Crisis-related crossover up with which we shall ever have to put. Well, let’s just see about that, shall we? (Note: This is a Morrison-penned comic so you know what you’re in for going in, people - lots of cool, crazy [...]
Posted: June 11th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: dying of embarrassment, final crisis, gifts of fire, john mccain
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JLA Book 8: Ultra-Marine Corps
Table of Contents
#1 - Island of the Mighty
#2 - Master of Light
#3 - Seconds To Go
Issue One - Island of the Mighty
Morrison may be done with the JLA in his run on the official JLA comic, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to stay quiet for long. Instead, he’s popped up on the first three [...]
Posted: April 1st, 2008 under jla.
Tags: army of monkeys, faeces, madness, marketing, texas hold em poker
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Crisis on Infinite Earths: Issues Nine Through Twelve
Table of Contents
Issues One To Four
Issues Five To Eight
#9 - War Zone
#10 - Death At The Dawn Of Time
#11 - Aftershock
#12 - Final Crisis
Issue Nine - War Zone
Okey-dokey. Time to crank it up a notch. Luthor and Brainiac have joined forces and summoned all the supervillains from the five remaining Earths to Brainiac’s kickass tentacled [...]
Posted: October 31st, 2007 under crises.
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Crisis on Infinite Earths: Issues Five Through Eight
Table of Contents
Issues One To Four
#5 - Worlds In Limbo
#6 - Three Earths, Three Deaths
#7 - Beyond The Silent Night
#8 - A Flash Of The Lightning
Issues Nine To Twelve
Issue Five - Worlds In Limbo
Okay. Who wants to guess how we open issue five? If you guessed we open it with Pariah crying, then you may [...]
Posted: September 4th, 2007 under crises.
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Crisis on Infinite Earths: Issues One Through Four
Table of Contents
#1 - The Summoning
#2 - Time And Time Again
#3 - Oblivion Upon Us
#4 - And Thus Shall The World Die
Issues Five To Eight
Issues Nine To Twelve
Issue One - The Summoning
Okay, people. Let’s crisis it up! Allow me to set the scene: In 1985, DC Comics looked at the list of titles they were [...]
Posted: August 6th, 2007 under crises.
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New X-Men Book 7: Here Comes Tomorrow
Table of Contents
#151 - Here Comes Tomorrow, Part One Of Four
#152 - Here Comes Tomorrow, Part Two Of Four
#153 - Here Comes Tomorrow, Part Three Of Four
#154 - Here Comes Tomorrow, Part Four Of Four
Issue One Hundred And Fifty-One - Here Comes Tomorrow, Part One Of Four
Next thing you know we’re one hundred and fifty [...]