Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

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Caught my first episode of Mad Men last night. What? No Dave Berg? Epic fail!

At the beginning of Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones, one of Queen Amidala’s body doubles is blown up by a mysterious assassin. Annoying, but what are you gonna do? That’s why they’re paid the big credits. But how much more annoying would it have been had there been a snafu back at [...]

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So I caught the last hour of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers again last night. In particular, I caught the final epic Battle of The Sacrificial Elves (or whatever it was called), which featured (among other things) Legolas skateboarding down the side of a castle wall to butcher a myriad of orcs (a [...]

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Inevitably, there will come a day when smash hit reality television show So You Think You Can Dance will tango off to the Great Ballroom of Cancelled Television™, jazz-hands a-flapping in tightly-choreographed grief. My most fervent wish in life is that shortly thereafter a bitter, follow-up, tell-all documentary is made, entitled So You Think You Can [...]

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Much like when I first saw The Usual Suspects or Gremlins, the relentless pre-viewing hype ultimately led to disappointment with the smash hit film Inception. I have my own ideas as to what the greatest film of all time would look like, and Inception, despite a brave, slo-mo attempt, fell short. Also, I don’t think [...]

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Well, that’s one (1) idiotic romcom premise successfully undermined. Next: Seattle’s favourite widower Tom Hanks reveals that he sleeps like a goddamn log.

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So, can you believe Antique Road Show is still on the air? That’s just crazy! How many antique roads can there be?!? Zing!! Hmm? What’s that? It’s actually called Antiques Roadshow? But… if that’s the show’s correct name, then the joke… well, it just doesn’t work, does it? Curse you, amiable old travelling heirloom appraisers! You [...]

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Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

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Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

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