Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Do you yearn to be a purveyor of humour and all round bon vivant? Of course you do. Dr Dan can help with his guide to writing comedy. STEP 1 – SAY SOMETHING SILLY This is difficult for most people but there are some fortunate souls such as Heather Graham to whom it comes naturally. [...]

Running for public office? Feel more than completely free to borrow any or all of Dr Dan’s Election Promises Dr Dan’s Election Promises If elected I solemnly promise that the following will be done: TAX – Abolished. All required money will be stolen from banks. UNEMPLOYMENT – None. All people who are unemployed will be [...]

Traditional health tips are boring and difficult to stick with. You need something easier. Traditional Tip: Eat Proper Foods Dr Dan Alternative: If proper foods were really that proper, they’d taste better. So spice up that tasteless tofu with something a little more scrumptious. Replace salt and pepper with granulated versions of greasy fried chicken [...]

Suffering from bronchitis? Fiddler’s elbow? Rickets? Scurvy? Tourette’s Syndrome? Menopause? Dr Dan’s home remedy will cure what ails you – or your money back! Other doctors will burden you with expensive surgery and medicine. Not Dr Dan. He offers the following ten step plan as a safe and easy alternative to those show-pony specialists. Remember, [...]

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Here’s some tips on how to study effectively for your next exams and ensure you receive as many marks as possible. And possibly more! GENERAL TIP – If you don’t know the answer to a question, you shouldn’t start swearing at the supervisors. Unless, of course, you really want to. WRITTEN EXAMS – If you [...]