ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.2 / 10 
Wrestling
Dear Dr Dan,
Long time fan, first time heckler.
I've just been watching WWE Smackdown© and was appalled at the quality of the referees in the fight I saw between The Rock™ and Hulk Hogan © ™. The Rock™ appeared to have Hulk Hogan™ pinned to the mat and one of Hulk Hogan's lady friends distracted the referee and while he had his back turned, The Undertaker © snuck into the ring and hit The Rock™ with a fire extinguisher.
In these modern days when we have such technological advances such as video replays and megaphones, I find this lack of professionalism completely unacceptable.
What can be done to ensure these referees behave in a
manner befitting the high standards of the WWE©?
-- The Human Dart
Dear Human Dart,
This problem is most easily solved by banning fire
extinguishers and/or lady friends. I have taken the
liberty of removing both from my home and Hulk Hogan
has never defeated me in the wrestling ring.
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