ASK DR DAN
Score: 7 / 10 
Wedding
Dear Dr Dan,
Everything I've been planning for my wedding has been
ruined by my boss...what should I do?
-- Upset Bride To Be
Dear Upset Bride To Be,
Why on Earth in
these enlightened times,
where men and women are
considered moral and logistical equals, are you
referring to
your husband-to-be as 'boss'?? This is where your
problem lies - rectify this and everything else
will fall into delicious place.
-- Back to Questions
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