ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.5 / 10 
Voice
Dear Dr Dan,
How can I make my voice deeper?
-- Pre-Pubescent
Dear Pre-Pubescent,
Let your voice take various philosophy classes and make it
practise saying things like 'Life is a circle' or 'The wise
man is the man who knows he is not so wise.' People will
soon admire the depth of your voice and discuss it with both
admiration and loathing.
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