ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Tree
Dear Dr Dan,
If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?
-- Mutated
Dear Mutated,
Yes, but a different kind of sound. A BLTBEGRR kind of sound. You know, like the sound you hear when you strangle a duckling
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