ASK DR DAN
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Thinking
Dear Dr Dan,
I met someone but he lives 3000 miles away. I can't stop thinking about
him. What should I do??
-- Far, Far Away
Dear Far, Far Away,
Firstly, determine how much you want to be thinking about him.
100% of the time seems too much. Perhaps 4% of the time would be appropriate.
That's about an hour a day. Next, vary your distance from him. Move 4000
miles away. Measure how much you think about him. Move 2000 miles away and
measure again. And so forth. Plot your results on an Excel spreadsheet
and interpolate the results to find the precise distance you need to be
to think about him in your desired daily ratio. Then simply move to that
point and live happily ever after. Hope that simplifies things.
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