ASK DR DAN
Score: 6.8 / 10 
Shy
Dear Dr Dan,
I am a quiet, shy man who is madly in love with a girl at my bus stop. She is so beautiful. I often find myself fantasising about what it would be like to be married to her. Unfortunately, she
doesn't even know I exist. How can I woo her?
-- Shy And Pathetic Loser
Dear Shy And Pathetic Loser,
First things first. Make sure you do, in fact, exist. I have a suspicion that you do not and that you are one of the bogus letters that I am occasionally confronted with. That being
the case, she is correct to ignore you. If you do exist, congratulations! That is a fine start. Build on it.
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