ASK DR DAN
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Sex
Dear Dr Dan,
My wife and I have not been able to have sex for several weeks. Every time we try I suffer a rather embarrassing problem in the downstairs area. It's becoming very frustrating. What should I do?
-- Sexually Dysfunctional
Dear Sexually Dysfunctional,
Try having sex upstairs.
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