ASK DR DAN
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Savagery
Dear Dr Dan,
I have extreme difficulty making friends. There are a number of reasons for this. I am extremely hairy, not well educated and can't speak very well. Also, when I meet new people I often experience a
strange urge to, well, eat them. I do my best to resist it but occasionally I find myself tearing them limb from limb so as to get to their succulent, newly slaughtered flesh. What is my;
problem?
-- Mysteriously Ravenous and Vicious
Dear Mysteriously Ravenous and Vicious,
You are a lion.
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