ASK DR DAN
Score: 6.6 / 10 
Paris
Dear Dr Dan,
My aunt has invited me to spend a summer in Paris. Should I go?
-- Oui or Non?
Dear Oui or Non?,
It must seem tempting to spend some extended time in Paris. Taking
in the sights. Spending time with the locals, learning the language. Enjoying
the unique atmosphere you've heard and read so much about, but only ever
seen on film. But you should still say 'non'. Because, y'know, what if she decides
to put you on the next season of that ghastly The Simple Life?
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