ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Nike
Dear Dr Dan,
My girlfriend is into all these charities and stuff I just don't
care about. She wants me to sign a petition against Nike™ sweat shops.
Should I just go along with it?
-- Couldn't Give A Rat's
Dear Couldn't Give A Rat's,
Your girlfriend is crazy. Talk some sense into her before she wastes her
life on these pointless feel-good crusades. Nike™ sells shoes, not sweat.
-- Back to Questions
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