ASK DR DAN
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Murder
Dear Dr Dan,
I accidentally murdered my husband the other day and I am extremely worried. All the evidence points to me and I have an extremely clever detective on my case. How can I escape the steady hand of
justice and reap the rewards of my heinous crime?
-- Evil Murderess
Dear Evil Murderess,
Hire a butler.
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