ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Marriage
Dear Dr Dan,
Will you marry me?
-- Indecent Proposer
Dear Indecent Proposer,
Of course I'll marry you.
Dr Dan performs wedding ceremonies, exorcisms and pet seances every Saturday from 3 pm.
I accept Visa, Mastercard, cheque or sexual favours.
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