ASK DR DAN
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Life
Dear Dr Dan,
What is the meaning of life?
-- Foaming Philosopher
Dear Foaming Philosopher,
Life (noun. A.Sax. lif)... a state of animate existence, vitality, the period from birth to death, e.g. "Gee, grandpa, what a sad, pathetic, disease-ridden life you lead." or "Hey,
Foaming Philosopher, stop asking me dumb questions and get a life!"
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