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Hobbits
Dear Dr Dan,
Sup? I'm 14. I have a very strange question. i have a hopeless
crush on Elijah Wood, (Frodo) and I want to know if it would be possible to
have him cloned. My own little Elijah pet? Anyway, thanx
-- Fourteen And Hobbit-Obsessed
Dear Fourteen And Hobbit-Obsessed,
You will be pleased and aroused to hear that there is a thriving hobbit cloning industry
in New Zealand these days. The NZ'ers figure 'Why
waste precious time and energy and nucleotides cloning sheep? We've got
200 million of those buggers already!' Instead they've cornered
the halfling clone market. So if you're looking for a hobbit, whether
as a pet, a sexual plaything or a mid-morning snack, you should
be able to find one on any good Lord of the Rings or The Other White
Meat web sites. I personally recommend buying in bulk to save money - why not pick
up a Bag'o'Bagginses? Remember, a penny saved is worth two in the bush.
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