ASK DR DAN
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Hairy
Dear Dr Dan,
I am a fourteen year old boy and I have recently noticed strange things
happening to my body. I am growing hair in odd places, my voice is becoming
deeper and I find myself with strange irrational urges. What is happening
to me?
-- Increasingly Hairy
Dear Increasingly Hairy,
Unfortunately, you have a very rare condition known as lycanthropy. I
recommend eating large quantities of wolfsbane with every meal. If your
symptoms haven't disappeared before the next full moon I suggest you
shoot yourself with a silver bullet before you slaughter helpless innocents
and condemn to the same wretched undead fate you are now experiencing.
Hope that helps.
-- Back to Questions
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