ASK DR DAN
Score: 6.4 / 10 
Hairy Girlfriend
Dear Dr Dan,
My girlfriend has a lot of hair on her arms and
legs. She even gets hairs on her lip sometimes. How
can I encourage her to look after herself better? I love her,
but I don't want to date a Yeti!
-- Furious About Follicles
Dear Furious About Follicles,
The good news is: you're not dating a Yeti. The bad news is:
you're almost certainly dating Robin Williams dressed in drag.
Your call on which is scarier. The Yeti may be an eight foot
tall monster roaming the Himalayas, but at least it didn't
make License To Wed.
-- Back to Questions
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