ASK DR DAN
Score: 7 / 10 
Girlfriend (again)
Dear Dr Dan,
Do you have a girlfriend?
-- Curious Like A Cat-Murderer
Dear Curious Like A Cat-Murderer,
I do, but don't tell my wife.
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