ASK DR DAN
Score: 7 / 10 
Evil
Dear Dr Dan,
People have been saying that the Harry Potter books
are evil, encouraging witchcraft and all that. So if I
read the Harry Potter books and watch the movies, does that
mean I'm dooming myself to an eternity in hell?
-- Hellbound But Literary
Dear Hellbound But Literary,
Well, of course. But isn't it worth it to catch up on
what that teenage myopic ninja sorceror and his madcap
pals have been up to (vis a vis Rowling's lies)? If you're
still worried or unsure about the risks of
eternal damnation vs a jolly good read, then I have two
words for you: deathbed repentance. It's the divine
loophole that's bugging millions of
lifelong Christians.
-- Back to Questions
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