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Disease
Dear Dr Dan,
What disease kills the most people?
-- Curious Pessimist
Dear Curious Pessimist,
Interestingly, the latest research indicates that the leading cause of death is 'Sudden Infant Death Syndrome'. Apparently, not all the deaths are as 'sudden' as was previously thought and it
is now considered highly likely that Elvis Presley, John F Kennedy and George Burns (to take just three examples) were all victims of 'cot death'.
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