ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.9 / 10 
Can I love?
Dear Dr Dan,
Can I love you? And does Mr. T know about your web site?
-- Melfish
Dear Melfish,
Can you love me? That depends... can you love a man that is single-mindedly devoted to helping others solve their personal, philosophical and meteorological problems, even if it costs him his humanity and his lunch money? Can you love a man whose first thought in times of crisis is not of himself, but rather of his clone, locked away in a cryogenic chamber just in case the crisis proves to be fatal? Can you love a man capable of the most profound acts of generosity and yet incapable of saying those three magical little words (ie 'my throat hurts')? Can you love a man who is almost nine feet tall with bulging muscles and a fashion sense that makes you want to cry out 'yes, indeedy!!'? Can you, Melfish?
You can? Then you can love the oblivious Mr T. I'm nothing like that.
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