ASK DR DAN
Score: 7 / 10 
Brother
Dear Dr Dan,
My wife is having an affair with my brother.
My brother has recently died and she is really upset.
She does not know I know. What should I do?
-- Cuckolded
Dear Cuckolded,
The most important thing to remember in this confusing
and difficult time is that you and your wife were once
deeply in love. At some point, you have drifted from
the path of matrimonial joy, but that doesn't mean that
with time and patience and understanding you can't
recapture the magic you once had. Share her pain, empathise
with it and move on. Perhaps you can start a new project
together? Start a herb garden, join a tennis club,
learn to raise lions. Your options are truly without limit.
The other important thing to remember is to destroy all evidence that could lead the police back to you and your grisly fratricide. Again, those lions could come in handy here.
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