ASK DR DAN
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Breasts
Dear Dr Dan,
I am a nineteen year old model thinking of having my breasts enhanced to further my career. I am worried about some of the negative reports you sometimes hear about silicone implants. Have there
been any breakthroughs in this area recently?
-- Eager For Breasts
Dear Eager For Breasts,
The latest breast implant surgery is now far more advanced than the early silicone days that you refer to. Not only are the new breast implants well-rounded, firm and shapely, they can also
pick up FM radio, grind coffee and function as jumper leads if your car battery dies! And they're perfectly safe. Provided, of course, that you don't get them wet.
-- Back to Questions
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