ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.9 / 10 
Bored
Dear Dr Dan,
I'm bored. Can you suggest something fun to do?
-- Overcome With Tedium
Dear Overcome With Tedium,
As long as you have a dead animal carcass and a stopwatch, you can
always have fun. Simply hang the carcass from a backyard hook,
pull out your stopwatch and measure how long it takes for the flies
to arrive. Time flies = you're having fun.
-- Back to Questions
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