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Birds
Dear Dr Dan,
What do I feed a small baby mockingbird? It has feathers but is unable to fly. I have been feeding it sugar water, but was wondering about solid food.
-- Bird Novice
Dear Bird Novice,
In the wild, a mockingbird is fed by its mother's regurgitations.
If you are not bulimic, perhaps you know somebody who is? Calista
Flockhart adopted recently, so should be well practiced.
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