ASK DR DAN
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Bear
Dear Dr Dan,
Does a bear shit in the woods?
-- Fecally Interested
Dear Fecally Interested,
Not often. Because it usually stains the other clubs as well (not to mention the golf bag) and nobody wants to use a manure-encrusted putter to save a crucial bogey. Not even a
bear.
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