ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.3 / 10 
Bathtub
Dear Dr Dan,
Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub?
-- Dripping on Carpet
Dear Dripping on Carpet,
Hmmm... alternatively, why are you always
in the bathtub when the phone rings? Perhaps
because they're dirty phone calls?
Shame on you, Dripping on Carpet and your telephonic sex-talk. Shame. On. You.
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