ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Band
Dear Dr Dan,
I'm leading a band with my friends, but one glaring problem has
presented itself: our band has no name! What should we do,
regarding the name issue?
-- Triple Platinum
Dear Triple Platinum,
Call yourselves 'The Beatles'. It'll boost ticket and album
sales no end.
-- Back to Questions
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