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Dear Dr Dan,
What do you think of cloning of babies?
-- Truly Curious

Dear Truly Curious,
It seems reasonably clear that the biggest advantage in having a stockpile of perfectly duplicated backup babies stacked neatly in the baby storage cupboard is that it will help maintain vital discipline in the raising of the child (eg "Put those scissors down, young man, or you will be replaced by Sigma Child Unit 62/C quicker than you can say 'deoxyribonucleic acid'"). Also, we should call them Generation Clones. To help with the marketing campaigns.

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