ASK DR DAN
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Babies (again)
Dear Dr Dan,
Where do babies come from?
-- Dazed And Confused
Dear Dazed And Confused,
The court order prevents me from revealing where they come from,
but I can surely tell you where they're going to: Angelina Jolie. She now
has over 6,000 of them, in varying colours and denominations. She keeps
the best ones in a wall display in her snooker room.
-- Back to Questions
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