ASK DR DAN
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Atomic
Dear Dr Dan,
Can you please provide a brief explanation of atomic physics?
-- Bilious
Dear Bilious
Sure. According to the latest scientific research, everything on the planet (cars, rocks, tongue depressors, everything) is made up of tiny little yellow feathers, which explains why nuclear
explosions have recently been proven to be harmless. How badly can feathers hurt you? There are some who claim this theory is just plain ludicrous but these are the same people who mocked The Bee
Gees...
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