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- Actor: I want to be an actor but have no idea where to start! I'm 15...
- Angel: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Atomic: Can you please provide a brief explanation of atomic physics?
- Babies: What do you think of cloning of babies?
- Babies (again): Where do babies come from?
- Baldness: Do you know a cure for dandruff?
- Band: I'm leading a band with my friends, but one glaring problem...
- Bathtub: Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub?
- Bear: Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Bet: My friend and I have had a friendly bet and we were wondering if...
- Birds: What do I feed a small baby mockingbird? ...
- Body: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Bored: I'm bored. Can you suggest something fun to do? ...
- Boyfriend: I have been with my bf for 2 years but still constantly think about my ex
- Breakup: me and boyfriend are fighting 3 days a week...
- Breasts: I am a nineteen year old model thinking of having my breasts enhanced to...
- Brother: My wife is having an affair with my brother. My brother has recently died and...
- Can I love?: Can I love you? And does Mr. T know about your web site?
- Cat: Why do cats always land on their feet?
- Cells: what do you think for this question??is the cloning of human cells do more harm than benefits to mankind??
- Cheat: I cheated on my boyfriend. I really,...
- Cloning: What are some Pros and Cons of Cloning? I am doing a scientific debate for my...
- Coach: My football coach keeps asking me to give 150%....
- Comma: one of the most important things, in this life, in this society, in fact,...
- Cro Magnon: When did the Cro-Magnon era die out?
- Dinosaur: What killed the dinosaurs?
- Disease: What disease kills the most people?
- Evil: People have been saying that the
- Facelift: I am thinking of having a face lift, but I am afraid that once the...
- Forgot: I had an important question for you but have forgotten it. Should I try...
- Girlfriend: My girlfriend, while astonishingly beautiful and sexy, is worrying me. She is continually flirting...
- Girlfriend (again): Do you have a girlfriend?
- Hairy: I am a fourteen year old boy...
- Hairy Girlfriend: My girlfriend has a lot of hair...
- Hitler: Why did Hitler start World War Two?
- Hobbits: Sup? I'm 14. I have a very strange question. i have a...
- Homosexuality: What do you do if you have a son that is a homosexual?
- Husband: My husband doesn't talk to me, anymore. He is cold and distant and sometimes...
- Insensitivity: Why are men so insensitive?
- Interested: If a girl asks you 'do you have a...
- Irresistible: What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
- Life: What is the meaning of life?
- Light: How fast is the speed of light?
- Link: Can I link Mia Farrow to Brad Pitt via no more than 2 other people? ?
- Love: I love you
- Man Boobs: What can I do about my man-boobs?
- Marriage: Will you marry me?
- Martin: Is Martin Gay?
- Menage (Quatre): Is it okay to sleep with three women at the same time?
- Murder: I accidentally murdered my husband the other day and I am extremely worried. All...
- Nike: My girlfriend is into all these charities and stuff...
- Nympho: Why do i always lust after every boy i meet? i mean i don't...
- Paris: My aunt has invited me to spend a summer...
- Party: If you could invite any three historical figures over...
- Pee: It burns everytime I pee, what can i do??
- Penis: How can I increase the size of my penis?
- Pregnant: Am I pregnant?
- Rory: Is rory smith a fucktard?
- Savagery: I have extreme difficulty making friends. There are a number of reasons for this....
- Sex: My wife and I have not been able to have sex for several weeks....
- Shy: I am a quiet, shy man who is madly in love with a girl...
- Sky: Why is the sky blue?
- Slog: When is the best time to go the slog in a limited overs cricket match?
- Snog: Will Diana get a snog tonight?
- Speed: What is the fastest animal on Earth?
- Splotches: I have strange splotches over my entire body and my hair is beginning to...
- Stomachs (Cat): How come if a cat's stomach is about 6 cms long, all of the turds...
- Sun: How far away is the sun?
- Thinking: I met someone but he lives 3000 miles away....
- Tree: If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it,...
- Vision: I keep seeing double. What should I do?
- Voice: How can I make my voice deeper?
- Wedding: Everything I've been planning for my wedding has been ruined by my boss...what should I do?
- Wife: My wife doesn't understand me. What should I plange?
- Witherspoon: Where does Reese Witherspoon live?
- Wittgenstein: Had Ludwig Wittgenstein been a fruit, do you think he would have been an apple or a banana?
- Work: How do I concentrate on work, and not play? Even though play is more fun?
- Wrestling: Long time fan, first time heckler.
- Wrong: What's wrong with the world?
- Youth: What's the secret to eternal youth?
- Zaire: What is the capital of Zaire?
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