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• Archives - 2004
• Archives - 2003
• Archives - 2002
• Archives - 2001

2000 and beyond the mists of time

• FILES
• DAWSON FILES SERIES 3
• THOUGHTS
• Look! Up In The Sky
• Laughing At The Dead
• No Animals Were Harmed
• The Love Of Monet
• Toil
• Owls
• Hostage Volleyball
• Hands Up
• Opticron
• Mr Mosquito
• The Art Of Pornography
• Good Cop, Bad Cop
• Learning From History
• Eating Horses
• A Hard Day's Knight
• Grammies
• Bastards
• Sherika
• Overpopulation? Not A Problem
• The Environment
• Won't You Guide My Sleigh Tonight?
• The Demise Of Monogamy
• Bullies
• Weather 'Tis Nobler
• The Downside Of Invisibility
• Vegetarianism
• I'd Like To Be
• A Little Known Fact
• Picasso
• Let's Beat Cancer
• Geology Can Be Fun
• I Think
• I Want Charles In Charge Of Me
• Misere Games
• High Society
• Aunt Elsie
• Boolean Bands
• What Scares Me
• Dancing Trees
• Cobblers And Clowns
• Diligence And Alertness
• KFC
• Surnames
• Breathless
• Twins
• A Zoo Prospectus
• Daylight Saving
• Seahorses
• Rock Pretenders
• Six And Out
• Oscar Wilde
• Professor Poison
• What I Miss
• Cruelty
• Sombrero
• Cloning - More Pros And Cons
• Dinosaur Deaths
• The Nature Of Love
• Are You Finished With That Nail Gun?
• A Prediction
• Good And Bad News
• Bovine Pioneers
• Invasion Tactics
• Vampires
• Lowering Our Sights
• Glove Slappers Unite
• Kids Say...
• A Quick Poser
• Fish Story 1
• Tiberius' Explanation
• Marine Animals
• Yo-Yo Movies
• Stand Up
• Totally Nuts
• A Close Call
• Revelation
• Pointless Memory
• Cloning - The Pros And Cons
• A Childhood Memory
• Just Say No
• Yellow Pages
• Hitler's Head
• Dem Bones
• A Clarification
• Cleanliness And Punctuality
• John Gray
• Gift Giving
• Oboe Man
• A First Draft
• Spoon Bending
• The Horror! The Horror!
• Proclaimers
• Fashion
• Shoe Shopping
• Flight Attendants
• Making Our Own Fun
• Fish Story 2
• Children
• 1812 Overture
• Noughts And Crosses
• I Am Woman
• Thought Haggling
• Time Travel
• Cheap Superheroes
• Why I Like Bats
• Knife Fights
• Glass Houses
• With This Ring
• Patents
• Comic Books
• Hunger Strike
• TRUE Spirituality
• One Fish, Two Fish, Rad Fish, Bad Fish
• An American Werewolf On Mars
• Nothing Rhymes With Agent Orange
• Monkeys, Monkeys! Everywhere Monkeys
• Double Vision
• Monday-itis
• Spelling (And I Don't Mean Tori)
• A Late Night Phone Call
• Harry Potter
• Singing Badgers
• Lateral Thinking
• Blasphemy
• Under The Knife
• It Ain't Fiction
• A Frog Plan
• Super Fashion
• The Demise Of Communism
• The Path Of Life
• Sinisterer And Sinisterer
• Death Stare
• REVIEWS
• MUSIC REVIEW U2
• MUSIC REVIEW Michael Jackson
• MUSIC REVIEW Tal Bachman
• MUSIC REVIEW Kenny Rogers
• MUSIC REVIEW Rod Stewart
• MUSIC REVIEW The Clash
• MUSIC REVIEW The Presidents of the USA
• MUSIC REVIEW Chumbawumba
• MUSIC REVIEW Shania Twain
• MUSIC REVIEW Foreigner
• MUSIC REVIEW k d lang
• MUSIC REVIEW Smokie
• MUSIC REVIEW Weird Al Yankovic
• MUSIC REVIEW Donna Summer
• MUSIC REVIEW Matchbox 20
• MUSIC REVIEW Fairground Attraction
• TV REVIEW The Dukes of Hazzard
• TV REVIEW Cartoons
• TV REVIEW Aerobics Oz Style
• TV REVIEW BJ and the Bear
• TV REVIEW Ned and Stacey
• TV REVIEW Channel Ten Blooper Show
• TV REVIEW The Oscars
• TV REVIEW Knight Rider
• TV REVIEW Sex and the City
• TV REVIEW NYPD Blue
• TV REVIEW Jerry Springer
• TV REVIEW Lotto
• TV REVIEW Here's Humphrey
• TV REVIEW Magic Tricks
• TV REVIEW Monkey
• MOVIE REVIEW I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
• MOVIE REVIEW The River Wild
• MOVIE REVIEW Jurassic Park 2
• MOVIE REVIEW Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• MOVIE REVIEW Superman 2
• MOVIE REVIEW Dances With Wolves
• MOVIE REVIEW Twister
• MOVIE REVIEW Con Air
• MOVIE REVIEW Anna and the King
• MOVIE REVIEW Being John Malkovich
• MOVIE REVIEW The Godfather
• MOVIE REVIEW Breakdown
• MOVIE REVIEW Footloose
• MOVIE REVIEW I Know What You Did Last Summer
• MOVIE REVIEW Teen Wolf
• NEWS
• Cocaine Found With Robert Downey Jr
• Klink Dies - Neo-Nazis Mourn
• George Bush Says 'My Son's Not Dumb'
• Lucky Conjecture Disproved
• Tom And Nicole Split
• Costner Urges World Unity
• DR DAN
• DR DAN Baldness Question
• DR DAN Bear Question
• DR DAN Bet Question
• DR DAN Body Question
• DR DAN Breasts Question
• DR DAN Cat Question
• DR DAN Cloning Question
• DR DAN Dinosaur Question
• DR DAN Disease Question
• DR DAN Facelift Question
• DR DAN Girlfriend Question
• DR DAN Hairy Question
• DR DAN Hitler Question
• DR DAN Husband Question
• DR DAN Irresistible Question
• DR DAN Life Question
• DR DAN Light Question
• DR DAN Murder Question
• DR DAN Savagery Question
• DR DAN Sex Question
• DR DAN Shy Question
• DR DAN Sky Question
• DR DAN Slog Question
• DR DAN Speed Question
• DR DAN Splotches Question
• DR DAN Sun Question
• DR DAN Tree Question
• DR DAN Wife Question
• DR DAN Wrong Question
• DR DAN Youth Question
• DR DAN Zaire Question
• DR DAN Angel Question
• LOST HISTORY
• The Search For Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence
• Ray Parker, Jr - Misunderstood Genius
• The Village People Wars
• The Mission To Mars
• What Really Happened With Cloning
• How Gabe Kaplan Saved South Africa
• MISCELLANY
• Ask Mr T
• Mortar and Pestle