Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Dear Dr Dan

When I die, should I be buried or cremated?

– Conscious of Mortality

Dear Conscious of Mortality,

Let’s go over the arguments for each of the options before making a decision:

1. Obviously, if you’re buried, there is a chance that you will rise from the grave as a zombie
2. Similarly, if you’re cremated, there is a chance that you will rise from the grave as a phoenix

So why not get the best of both worlds and opt for half-burial, half-cremation? As anybody who has read Marvel Zombies: Dead Days can tell you, there is nothing more kickass than a Zombie Phoenix.

Undead Jean Grey – worth emulatin'

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