Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

One dresses to the right. The other leans to the left.'

I know nothing of the upcoming smash hit film Knight And Day featuring uberstars Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But I saw the poster at the cinema the other day and questions were well and truly raised:

• Is Tom inexplicably wearing a far too short, skin-tight dress?
• Or is Cameron equi-inexplicably wielding a wang?
• And why is the other partner amputated below the right knee?

One thing’s for sure, this is a film that’s going to shatter all kinds of cinematic buddy-movie preconceptions. Roll on, July 2010.

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